YOU'RE A GAY MEXICAN REPUBLICAN CHRISTIAN???!!! but how those are literally the most contradictory things
this might be the funniest thing i’ve ever read
that’s me i’m dorothy
you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face
African American Proverb (via blackproverbs)
You can ask me anything and I’ll answer honestly, but only with yes and no.
id hit up barnes and noble during the purge
so apparently “normal” people sleep in the pm hours and wake up in the am hours???